Fantasy Fishing

Yes, there really is such a thing as Fantasy Fishing. It is a good time to bond with upper-management as your company forms a pool to pick which professional fisherman will catch the most fish (possibly which kind and what size??). Oh, Sign me up!

The Night I Borrowed-Without-Asking The Auburn Police Department's Golf Cart and Did Not Return It Until The Next Day

Ummm, that's all I want to say about that.

A Change In The Air

It suddenly got chilly here. The weather changing always sparks such peculiar sentiments: a mingling of sadness and excitement. Leaves have also started falling off the trees seemingly over night; the long summer's activity of watering the yard (which at spring time I approached with a sense of nurturing and anticipation, I now, months later, tend to with a weary sense of responsibility) will soon be replaced with raking leaves (which I am sure I will approach with an eagerness and enjoyment of the earthy smells that raking stirs up, but then after months, perform with a sense of resentful obligation at the invading leaves).

. . . the changing atmospheric patterns affect more than just centigrades. And more than just seasonal activities change: it reminds me of children growing, loves come and gone, and years added to my life and my friends' lives.

It also really makes me want to buy new sweaters.

More Groups With Slogans

There is an all-male, gay yoga class in New York who's slogan reads: "It's Your Gay Responsibility."

What is your slogan?